I've seen weirder

Remember when I blogged? I don't. Too many moons have come and gone since I've taken to that old past time called blogging. I make no excuses other than... nope, no excuses.

So, to make it up to you, I'm gonna post some awesome pics. They are all photos that were taken on my cell phone. I came across them while cleaning out my photo album. Enjoy!

No dressing room no problem!
What the hairy man trying on shirts at the Costcos!?! No hot dog for me. I lost my appetite.

Making cookies with my sweet and innocent nephews. Who made the booby cookies? Shannon?

The best cookie Barry's ever had

I always have good intentions when I buy spinach, but it always ends up looking like this.

This is how we have fun. Normal, right?

Damn dog!

Sweet dog
(This is when we used to let him in our bed, back when we loved him as a child)

You do it to yourself, Utah.

I'm pretty sure this CAN'T be safe.
(If you don't know what I'm talking about, look at the tree. Yes, it's a car seat!)

Here's your sign

Save a horse ride a hog, I guess

Went to lunch with a friend from grade school. She brought this picture and I couldn't resist, I took a picture of a picture. How did our mothers let us leave the house looking like that? Sad thing is, (I'd like to think) we were the cool girls- fanny pack, cut-offs and all. I'm the one in the green with the lesbian haircut (thanks mom).

How does Heavenly Father send his precious children down to my family? Must be hard for him.

I took this photo in front of our church in Utah. Chalked it up as a Utah thing until I saw the license plate. Crazy breeders are everywhere I suppose, and their vans are in LDS parking lots all over the world (but mainly in Utah, lets be honest).

Again- you do it to yourself, Utah.


Imagine my shock when I read this quote in a random candy shop in LA. It's a great quote from the (LDS) prophet Harold B. Lee. However, I'm pretty sure he wasn't referring to candy when he said this.

It's just not Thanksgiving without finger holes in the rolls. My nephew had to add his special touch. Kids do the weirdest things.


Speechless. Thanks, Kiers.


In Australia we learned very quickly that "Root" is a naughty word. Some would say it's equivalent to the vulgar four letter f-word we all know. Yep, that one! SO, when I saw this van days after moving back form Australia, I had to laugh, then take a picture.


Do they have babysitters for adults? My oldest sister needs one.
If you're ever in Walmart and you see a cement pole in the middle of the aisle and you don't know which way to go to get around it- Choose the left! Most people with brains do. But then again, it's Walmart... and it's my sister. Hope the Walmart cleaners didn't mind cleaning up the paint chips left behind from trying to unjam the shopping cart that my sister jammed in there. Here's your sign, Shannon. Here's your sign.

Speaking of signs...
This is a great one that can be found at the cannery in SLC.
If this doesn't scare the bejeegers out of you, I don't know what will.
And if I didn't know any better, I would've thought the picture at the top was of a man getting punched in his groin/baby maker. Ouch!

AND last but not least

Huh?
Classic Walmarts
(This one wasn't on my phone, but thought it was great nonetheless)